What a crazy great night! Overall anyways.
Amazing friends, amazing eats and way too much to drink.
No I did not hug the toilet nor was I really hungover. I was just tired.
I just really wish I remember what happened between opening the gifts such as:
Yes there are pics of me wearing the “Blow Job Kit” items. They included a hair net, plastic apron and latex gloves. NO i’m not posting a pic of that. I like my everyday career path thank you. And I know what else was in that bag before others in the room and therefore I drank out of the bottle.
Texting friends at some time in the morning which I don’t remember:
So now my foot is asleep with a broken toe and not enough drugs to get me through the pain.